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Wave a lighter while singing the theme song.
Suggest a motion to close the whole session now since we all want to go home.
Bring a beer into the Dome.
Shout AMEN occasionally when there’s absolutely no call for it.
Announce you’re running for president in 5 years.
Introduce yourself as the Anti-Christ.
Openly read a book by L. Ron Hubbard.
Walk past delegates with a cigarette, asking for a light.
When an African American preacher says something good, shout “Preach it, nigger!”
Jump the line for the food hall, saying “the Holy Spirit is leading me to this.”
Ask for a recess because you need to use the restroom.
While nobody is watching, move around the signs indicating where each division’s delegation is seated.
Suggest a statement giving Dan Brown the same status as Ellen G. White.
Listen to a ballgame on the radio inside the Dome, and crank up the volume.
Speak in tongues.
Take bets on who will be elected into a certain office.
Light a barbecue outside the Dome and fry bacon strips.
Dress up like Harry Potter.
Bring a carpet and kneel facing Mecca during every prayer.
Publish jokes about the GC session in a blog. 🙂